Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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