Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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