oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
We are all done wearing pants today
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