last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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