yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
