Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I understand Curling. That high.
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i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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