Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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