My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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