I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
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I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
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I am one with the molecules
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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