i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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