I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
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I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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