I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
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We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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