I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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