Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
