Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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