so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
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Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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