I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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