It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
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how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
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She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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