Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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