Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
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I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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