the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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