this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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