at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm drive I can fine osifer
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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