I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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