i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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