I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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