Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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