She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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