Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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