Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I can't turn off my feet"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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