Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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