I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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