Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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