everyone is single if you try hard enough
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
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Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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