Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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