She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
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I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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