didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
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obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
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Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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