this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
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There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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