Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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