took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
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Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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