Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
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Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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