what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
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hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
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Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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