it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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