butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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