I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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