It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
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He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
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This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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