No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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