I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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