R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
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It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
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I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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