we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
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I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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