So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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