We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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