And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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