Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Welp...herpes.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
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Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
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